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seriousjones:

batman: come over

me: i’m busy

batman: my parents aren’t home

batman:

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itsexclusive:

Happy employees are productive employees.

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valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil, via sammysaturday)

ghdos:

dion-thesocialist:

Usher was one of the biggest stars in the music industry around 8701 and Confessions, but he threw it all away on some lie that in order to be a “legitimate” artist he had to stop making black music.

Interesting hypothesis.

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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via sammysaturday)